I’m starting this a little late and it now seems that the
events of last week are now so far away. Maybe that’s because they are almost a
life away. I’d lived a life that week that was not like my own, all in a matter
of a few days.
Thursday was my last day at work before I went on holidays.
My colleagues threw me a birthday smoko in the afternoon which made me feel
quite special. Ren made me a birthday cake, Han made mini pavlova’s and even
the entomologist made a mango cheesecake.
The next morning I drove to Darwin. I attempted some
shopping and failed (I bought nothing). I visited a friend at her business and
then I caught up with another friend at her workplace for lunch at which she
saved me from choking on a noodle I had accidently inhaled because I was
laughing so hard! Then I went to work... well, a branch of my workplace and
humbugged and disrupted various people from their Friday afternoon tasks while
the mid afternoon sky was darkened with heavy, monsoonal clouds. After Friday
drinkies with the Darwin colleagues I went to dinner with Khams, her cousin, her
friends and their friend’s friend. After kicking butt playing pool with Khams
as my team mate I caught the plane to SA. Red eye, because that’s the only way
to fly in or out of the Darwin airport.
Dad picked me up in Adelaide where I insisted on being
allowed a nap. I didn’t get much of one before Dad returned from a spending
spree in a tool shop and kicked me in the foot. Such a considerate way of
waking someone! As punishment I dragged Dad through Rundle Mall looking for a
birthday present for my cousin and something black and white that didn’t look
stupid to wear to her party that night.
And here is where the life I wouldn’t normally live begins.
Lunch was at the Art Gallery of South Australia. Dad had a miniature steak that
was still running around his plate and I was served a salad in a ceramic egg
carton. We were, for the most part, surrounded by wealthy women, in clacky
heels, who were sipping on white wine and whinging to each other about how hard
their lives were. After that it was a stroll through high-end fashion history
in the Fashion Icons exhibition. It wasn’t long before I was told off for
misbehaving... by a security guard, not by Dad. Apparently it’s not okay to take
photos of a Christian Dior outfit that has been photographed a gazillion times
already by people that have fancy cameras. There were some really nice outfits
in there, some really weird shit too. Who wears a wet suit when they’re not
partaking in water activities? I mean, come on!
Dad and I visited art galleries and the Mortlock Wing of the
State Library where Dad gave me glimpse of his life in 1973 when we found some
old electoral rolls. I bought a knock-off of an Ivor Hele painting from the
Royal South Australia Society of Arts. I wasn’t sure that it was a knock off at
the time but the title suggested it may have been. Everywhere we ate was either
Italian or fancy (Sean Connolly’s restaurant... whoever he is). Everywhere we
went there were frigging cyclists in their skinny suits trying to let everyone
in the city know that they rode bicycles just like Cadel Evans. We got stuck
behind barricades for ages because of the Tour Down Under on King William
Street. Lucky I had my new art acquisition to shade me from the sun. We were
mesmerised by magic and stunts at “The Illusionists: 1903”. We saw family and
friends throughout the weekend, WAY more than I would normally see on a typical
trip to Adelaide, including my sister and nieces for lunch on the Sunday who
looked absolutely disgusted at my choice of a meal (squid ink linguine). Dad
departed Adelaide on the Monday and Mum and Peter arrived. I celebrated my 30th
birthday with many members of my family and friends. Mum, Peter and I saw the
Australia Day fireworks at Elders Park and stuffed our faces at the Pancake
Kitchen with my best friend since infancy.
Tuesday saw us fly in to Port Lincoln where I insisted that
lunch was not going to be a pie because I can get a damn pie anywhere in this
country. My alternative being a pot full of steamed mussels with a lovely sauce
drizzled over the top. It took me about 10 minutes to devour over 30 mussels.
They were good! Del Giorno’s for those that want to give those mussels a try
themselves! Mum and Peter ran errands while I caught up with a school friend.
And then it was over. The high life was finished. Because we drove back to Wudinna,
where very little happens except twice a day the grain train rolls in to town
and there’s the occasional dust storm. Other than lunch at the cute little cafe
in town with Mum and Nanna I spent my time working, sleeping or giggling with
Nanna or breaking her sewing machine (just a needle I swear).
And today, I begin the long, unwanted return to Katherine
where back to reality I must go.