Monday, 19 March 2018

Bright Lights Big City

Adaptation to SA life is proving to be difficult for me at times. Remember that blog I wrote two and a half years ago called "Failing in the Big Smoke"? Well, that crud is still happening. 
I caught a bus to Nairne the other day. Not even slightly intentional. My destination was supposed to be Mt Barker. After calling the landlord for help it was all chaos and downhill from there. His gearbox played up, I ended up catching a taxi and I had Oporto's despite the budget not allowing it. At least the pups peed in my car and not all over his leather seats. Somehow, the old EJ clunked back into gear and made it home without the RAA.
That same week I went to the city for some training. I thought I needed to go to level six to be at the right place so I took the elevator that did floors one through twelve. When I realised my mistake, I took the elevator to level twelve and thought that I'll take the stairs the rest of the way up. The toilets just happened to be in the stairwell in this building and thank goodness some bloke needed to pee because without a pass I never would have got out of that stairwell.
I've been relying heavily on Google Maps to get me around Adelaide. The meltdown was real when it took me to Britannia roundabout. Nobody likes Britannia roundabout. 
And today I let a perfectly good bus drive past me because I had completely forgotten which buses were available to me to get back to Mt Barker. 
This is on top of almost falling asleep coming into Glen Osmond because the dogs... actually, no, just one female, adult dog, spent the night barking because she was pissed off that she was expected to sleep outside after I'd cleaned the cottage for an inspection and also that rodent that kept me awake due to its desire to gnaw on the bookcase even though I kicked and slapped the bejeezus out of that bookcase in an effort to strike fear into its heart and make it go away. Thankfully, there's a café near my bus stop so I got a cup of burnt dirt with added chocolate and a cookie which got me twitching throughout the day, but not mentally alert.
One day I may get this city/suburban thing down pat?

Sunday, 11 February 2018


I was asked before I left Katherine if I would continue writing my blog. I figured I would write if I felt like I would have something to write home about. So far, I have only been out a few times because generally after knocking off for the week I'm too knackered to go out. This has resulted in me being more of a  hermit than I was in Katherine. 
There's a bit of a bucket list of things I want to see and do during my time down here. However, the realisation that the weather will only be so nice for so long has just dawned on me.
I sat in the car this morning, not in any hurry to get out of it and stand at the bus stop. When I got in the car the thermometer said 11 degrees. I had seen it at that temperature before so I tried not to let it bother me but the moment I started winding my way down to Mt Barker that temperature dropped to 9 degrees and I screamed. Even though the refrigerant had hissed its way ot of the car's air conditioning system back in June last year, the heat still works fine... thankfully. 
Having come from South Australia you think I would quickly adapt back to this frozen state, but no, it's a bit difficult to wrap my head around the idea of such low temperatures when it's only frigging February. Winter comes and you'll find me dealing with the nights using three dogs, not two.

Saturday, 18 November 2017

I Accept No Responsibility

It all started quite innocently. It was the final meeting for the CWA for the year. Technically our Christmas party. Then, because of the kids, most members went home. I then blame Gill for the rest of the evening because next thing I know I’m crying out to a bunch of twenty somethings to stop feeding me Moscato. I was tiddly enough without their help. I had flash backs of the night I was on the rum and OJ at Wudinna Pub and Sharlee and Stacey were convincing me to part myself from the porcelain throne. I didn’t really want that to happen again.

If you want to see a spectacular show of mullets, this evening was perfect for such viewing. There was even a pair of cut-off, acid wash jeans to accompany one mullet. One mullet hung around a lot. I cacked myself with laughter at the crap he was trying to spin.

Toward midnight I hid under the table in the foyer of the Golfie. I was determined not to go to Kirby’s. The last time I went there with Stace I felt old and that the place was like a meat market. Somehow, some lady, who I think may have been called Brenda, was driving myself, Courtney, Jade and AJ Ben to the exact place I was trying to avoid. And somehow, during the night, we’d collected a number of AJ’s (aka Army Jerks for those who miss out on having a defence base near to them).

At Kirby’s Gill was trying to get yet more booze down my throat and yet I threw back water instead much to the amusement of many. I danced and danced with everyone. Soon attendees of Sam’s 40th birthday were dancing alongside us. Then I had some random ask me if I wanted a drink and a dance. Um, no. This was the point that I decided to get the hell out of there. Whilst grabbing my stuff random number two asked me for a drink and a dance. I told him I had a husband and two kids and that I was going home to them now. I then let security and Sam’s husband know I was going home because this is K-Town after all.

Stepping outside I looked down the street at the local vagrants and opted for a taxi for the pathetic distance to the house-sit and happily paid the minimum fare to get home safely.

Apparently, I’m going to hit the town again on the 1st of December if anyone wants to throw me a lifeline? Anyone?

Wednesday, 16 August 2017


I sat there in front of 40 odd people listening to Sue read out all that I do in my life:
“She works full-time at the Department of Primary Industries and Resources, part-time as a waitress at a restaurant, she studies for a Bachelor of Law and a Certificate III in Horticulture. She’s also the treasurer for her local CWA and manages her own cattle herd” (I can mostly give Garry the credit for that last one but when I can get there to the station, I’m down there trying to contribute as best I can with what limited time I have).

When you hear someone else reading all that out it kind of hits you (what wasn’t mentioned was that up until the 26th of March I was also making fortnightly visits to a little, old lady, via the Anglicare Community Volunteer Scheme, until she passed away). This was the point that I realised I was trying to do way too much and somewhere in there I needed to eat and sleep. Something had to give. It did. The restaurant.

Mum had finally sold the motel business (not the land) and is now semi-retired. Hospitality has become a choice for her now and not an all-consuming aspect of her life. Why should it be any different for me? I hated hospitality but it was my best fall-back on hard financial times. I’m certainly not rich now after spending almost 2 years trying to be friendly and courteous when I’d really rather throw plates of food at people. However, my car loan is paid off and that was my main aim. I achieved that a year ago so why the hell was I still there? Oh yeah, a few of the people I worked with. I felt especially guilty about leaving Bernie because she was so good to me, we’ve become good friends and we worked well together.

Now there is one extra night to study for that assignment that is due in two weeks that I’ve barely started because, quite frankly, Constitutional Law is not even close to being my strong point. And the textbook is about 3 inches thick.

Meanwhile, with the Certificate III in Horticulture done and dusted, I’m trying to do a Diploma of Agribusiness although the training organisation doesn’t seem to think that’s really important for me to complete.

After that trip to Melbourne I decided that, to prevent getting burnt out like I had in 2016, I was going to do things that make me feel happy and more relaxed. Even before Melbourne, I returned to the restaurant in the New Year having cut back my nights from 5 to 1. On most weekends I go riding with Di-Zee and/or Jodes. I’ve started and finished a number of books. Already I’ve had significantly less migraines this year than last. A minor addiction to Coke Zero aiding in that.

And now that we’ve ticked passed the half-way mark for 2017? A small road trip is planned for late September. And next year will likely have some momentous things to occur! ... But you’ll just have to wait for what they are until they actually happen!

Sunday, 6 August 2017


Some years ago, I wrote a blog, “What’s In It For Me?”, citing the reasons for volunteering and actively participating in community organisations and that there shouldn’t be anything in it for you because you’re supposed be giving back to your community. However, further contemplation on the topic has lead me to realise that sometimes there are some things in it for you and that it’s all driven by the karma bus (because everyone forgets that karma carries both positive and negative energies).

On Sunday, I had managed to be roped in to volunteering for the Katherine Ultra Challenge. I was nervous about saying yes as the task was to be a paddler in a canoe on the swimming leg of the Challenge first thing in the morning. I had not been in a canoe or kayak since 1996 when we had the annual “Aquatic Days” at school.

“Aquatic Days” contained a choice of kayaking, sailing or snorkelling from memory. I chose kayaking and would have chosen sailing if the group hadn’t already been full for that activity. It was the first time I had ever been kayaking and the instructor was a bitch. It ruined my mood for the rest of the day and had me believing that I was no good at kayaking and that I shouldn’t ever bother again.

So, swing round to 20 odd years later and here I was thinking “the swimmers will yell at me, the Gorge boats will yell at me, I will get in everyone’s way, I will clumsily flip my canoe and end up in the drink”. Many thoughts. The organiser, after being on the receiving end of twenty questions from me, assured me I would be fine so I accepted. I’m glad I did.

The 430am wake up was nasty but by 530am I was at the Gorge and ready to go with my squished bananas, camera and excess amounts of potted water. We headed up the first gorge in a small tinny which reminded me of my childhood on the River Murray, fishing with Poppa. We all then geared up and all paddled out around the bends in the second gorge and sat and waited in mostly silence. I had a quick conversation with a lovely lady called Neve after accidently crashing my canoe into hers but soon it was time to get into place.

Soon the gorge was filled with the sound of waves clashing, rapids smashing and waterfalls crashing as the competitors hit the river. Our calm waters were suddenly choppy with the movements of 60 odd swimmers. They headed around the bends and back again and their arms flapping into the water echoed off the walls of the gorge making it sound as though they were actually behind me. Those on the tail were struggling and I later discovered they dropped out. The woman in the lead put more and more distance between her and the next swimmer every time I saw her. By the time the swimmers were getting out of the water, having finished their swim, there were two noble stragglers left. Bigglesworth paddled beside one, I paddled by the other trying to shout the odd bit of encouragement. Then, with the finish line in sight, I accidently cut the poor sod off (massive apologies to Contestant No. 4). After alighting my canoe, I discovered that he was doing the whole Ultra Challenge by himself. Most people compete in teams and tag each other for different legs of the course. There are only a small handful that do the entire thing alone.  In the cross-country run, last I had seen Contestant No. 4, he had gained 2 places. I didn’t keep track of him after that.

I followed a bit of the Katherine Ultra Challenge progress for the rest of the morning for the sake of photos and seeing at what stages most people were at.

This is not an isolated occasion to have gained something out of volunteering. Each year that it is held I volunteer for the Women of the World Festival and on one of those years I got to meet one of my legal idols, The Honourable Sally Thomas AC. Other occasions that I have volunteered I’ve simply had a good time and met new people. So, if you volunteer without expectation, there may actually be something in it for you.
Competitors and their support crews waiting for the day to start

The swimmers progressing along the gorge

M. Desailly, one of the few entrants competing alone
The cross-country run to mountain bike switchover point

Kayakers heading to Low Level


Saturday, 1 July 2017


Please note, this blog post is now actually a month late due to a busy schedule.


Melbourne; saying it's busier than Adelaide is an understatement. If one had money there is definitely better shopping though. However, in contrast, there is a staggering amount of homeless people, not something I noticed 7 years ago and to some degree it reminded me of San Fransisco.

I was to be met by Linda in the foyer of the hotel. Described as having wild, ash-blonde hair she was easy to spot when she walked in. Dodging the scrum of commuters we weaved our way to Southbank for the event. Between all the commuters was a familiar face. Linda tells me “that’s Brian Nankervis”. “Oh yeah, the guy from Rockwiz!” Apparently he has his own radio show which airs from a building nearby to the railway station.
Next minute we’re on the other side of the Yarra and 14 floors up and the view was impressive. Nerves owned me but everyone made me feel really welcome. Finger food was in its abundance and I made a mistake of having a twiggy stick being the first thing I ate. Guess how my burps smelled the rest of the night...
Soon, it was my time to speak in front of 50 odd people, way more than I had anticipated and my topic? Myself. Holy crapola. I’ve assumed that I did not drop any random F bombs like I ordinarily would, no one has told otherwise. After the attention was over I wanted a corner to hide in. Instead I was ushered outside for some photos with the Melbourne skyline in the background where stiffness from nerves were exacerbated by shivering from the cold.
Jo kindly walked me back to the hotel at the end of the event where I tucked in to bed from sheer exhaustion.
The next morning I hit the lanes once again in search of breakfast. Fairy floss atop pancakes and hot chocolate with marshmallows hit the spot. I burned off a few of those calories to head to the gallery at Federation Square where I got to see a couple of famous paintings like The Pioneer by Frederick McCubbin and Shearing the Rams by Tom Roberts. But before I could finish my lap around the gallery and after some confusion I got picked up by my brother and his family for a day out at the DFO’s and Docklands.
That evening it was all over. At the airport early, I fixated on studying for an upcoming exam and soon I was back on my way to the balmy NT to continue my existence in bat-shit-crazy mode.


Thank you to all the lovely ladies at Encouraging Women in Horticulture Australia Inc for their warmth and hospitality and above all, the opportunity to attend. Especially Dawn, Sue and the rest of the committee members! I’m sure this is just the beginning!

Paintings found at:


Monday, 5 December 2016

For Christmas I Want...

I got asked by my sister today what I’d like for Christmas. I didn’t know. Which doesn’t help her but quite frankly what I want can’t be given because what I want for Christmas can’t be bought (well, some of it).

For Christmas I want to be with my family. The tickets are bought (including return tickets that I don’t really want to use) and I will spending my Christmas on KI with Dad, my sister, her family, maybe my eldest brother and some friends.

For Christmas I would like more time in each day; more time to ride my horses, more time to read books, more time to spend with friends. More time to do the things I generally enjoy doing. More time to study and work would compromise (despite the goals and much needed money) the time spent doing what I love.

For Christmas I would like the valuer to pull his head in and just say “Yes, that’s a reasonable amount of money to spend building a house and no, I don’t need all those finicky, bollocky details I’m requesting of you and your builder to make this process more difficult and annoying, I’m just having your leg”. For Christmas I want to start building my house.

For Christmas I would like some inner-peace and less stress. That is all.